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• Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make.
  Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it....
• Ours is the age which is proud of machine which think, and suspicious of men who try to.
• Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached.
  .. (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can....
• Machine-independent program: A program that will not run on any machine.
• I speak of rights! A machine has none; a man must.
  If you do not grant him that right, you have brought us down to the level of the machine...
• The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to eat. -- John McNulty
• The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. -- John McNulty