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• If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
  I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here....
• My daddy was a waitress, my momma sold bathroom tile.
  .. My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child....
• Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
• A lie should be trampled on and extinguished wherever found.
  I am for fumigating the atmosphere, when I suspect that falsehood, like pestilence, breathes around me....
• A couple beer cans don't worry me. It's those irresponsible ppl.
  who're always leaving their barbed wire, dams, survey stakes, &c....
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
• Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. --Oscar Wilde