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• If a man writes a better book, preaches a better sermo
  or beds a better whore than his neighbor, though he builds his domicile deep in the woods, the world will beat a path to his door to find out who the better whore was....
• He that never changed any of his opinions never corrected any of his mistake
  and he who was never wise enough to find out any mistakes in himself will not be charitable enough to excuse mistakes in others....
• GNOME, n. In North-European mythology, a dwarfish imp inhabiting the interior parts of the earth and having special custody of mineral treasures.
  Bjorsen, who died in 1765, says gnomes were common enough in the southern parts of Sweden in his boyhood, and he frequently saw them scampering on the hills in the evening twilight....
• Never be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion. -- H. H. Munro
• I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
  -- Woody Alle...
• A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
  Oscar Wilde...
• Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the orgy -- you might say he lost his ball bearings.