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• How many ping pong players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to complain that it's "table tennis" not "ping pong", one to change the light bulb, one to protest about the type of glue he used to fix the light bulb into place, and one to get out his copy of the "Bats 'R' Us" catalogue and point out that he could have bought an even better one for 50p less....
• RAQUETBALL PLAYERS do it with blue ball
• Rugby players do it with leather balls.
• Soccer players have leather balls.
• Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
• May an abnormal person talk you into joining a religious sect that eats ping pong paddle
• Football players have odd shaped balls.
• Golf players never die, they just loose their balls.
• TENNIS PLAYERS cannot play with balls all day long