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• My father said, "Bring along your best girl." This is something you say to a pimp! -- Bill Mahe
• We've been told about one cool dude of a pimp who has so many girls on the street that he's up to his alligators in ass.
• Ever notice that IMHO sounds a lot like `I'm a whore'?
  hat's why every time you see those letters you should think `Who's the pimp?...