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• I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?
• Have you hugged your dragon today?
• To rule one's anger is well; to prevent it is still better. -- Tyron Edward
• Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Banzai
• A large winged fire breathing dragon has flown into the room with you. you.
• Nothing is quite so unexpected as the truth. If, for example, you find your spells inadequate to defeat the local dragon, immediately go to your employers and apologize profusely.
  They should be so taken aback by your show of humility that you will have plenty of time to hastily vacate the area, allowing the dragon to eat your employers rather than you, and thus halt any ugly rumors they might have spread about your competence....
• Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
  The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
• The dragon comes swooping down breathing fire at you! It It is quite warm!
• Ned: Here's a tasty little lager that came all the way from Holland.
  Homer: Well, buggers can't be choosy. -- "Dead Putting Society...