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• Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
• Laws should not be rigid or fixed. Instead, they should be flexible enough to take account of various circumstances, times, and places.
• Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• I golf, therefore I swea
• People are too quick to take action; instead they should stop to think of the possible consequences of what they might do.
• By labour and intent study (which I take to be my portion in this life)
  joined with the strong propensity of nature, I might perhaps leave something so written to after times as they should not willingly let it die....
• If I should die before I wake up I pray the Lord my soul will take but My body, my body -- that's your job.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• Picard: "Perhaps you should appear to enjoy your soup, sir." -- "Unification I", Stardate 45240.6
• Why should I grow up? This is more fun!