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• People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
  -- Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
  A. Milne...
• It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• Brains first and then Hard Work. -- Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
  A. Milne...
• If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.
  -- Piglet, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...