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• The only person to get all of his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
• Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there....
• There is no limit to the work I can do and produce, if it is not the work to which I am assigned, or the work I must get done.
• I've come to the conclusion that cafe-society people must work for hours in front of their mirrors to acquire that expression that sets in at sunset.
  They all look like they wished to spit but unfortunately had run out of saliva....
• Get back to work!
• I went to all that work to get him out of his shell, and he really *was* a spineless mollusc!
  -- Dame Enid Aurelia...
• If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real good, you will get out of it.