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• Jargon Coiner (#3) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * LILOSPLAININ': Arduous process of explaining why there's now a LILO boot prompt on the office computer....
• You turned the power off, right? -- Famous Last Word
• SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!
• Hi. This is David. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative.
  As soon as I finish this recording I'm going to bed indefinitely....
• Martin: Behold, the power plant of the future, today!
  Burns: Yuchh. Too cold and sterile. Where's the heart?...
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
• Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices? Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to watch TV.
  .. Bart: [checks] Yes. Are you quick to anger? Home...
• Internet shut down due to maintenance
• Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad.
  You've been interested in nuclear power for years....