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• I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes.
• Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
• All the plants in my house are dead -- I shot them last night.
  I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
  I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Steven Wrigh...
• But the trail of the serpent is over them all.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Paradise and the Peri...
• May you fool your enemies and beat them to Paradise.
• Two drunks sitting at the bar. One drunk says, "Hey, did you hear about the new ice cubes with the hole in the middle?
  The other drunk says, "Whaddya mean hear about 'em? I married one!" -- Hap Happy...
• Borg Ships are Rubik's Cubes without the colored stickers.
• If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.
  -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.7....