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• It's not to keep him from running off our property.
  It's to protect my putting green. -- Vice President Dan Quayle telling a guest at his house why his dog, Breezy, wears a special collar that emits a painful jolt of electricity should the dog try to run away....
• I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will miss me.
• It shows "us vs. them," and I'm on the "us" side. -- Vice President Dan Quayle explaining the strategy behind his twitting of "cultural elites.
• We lead in exporting jobs. -- Vice President Dan Quayle committing a Freudian slip while speaking to the Chamber of Commerce of Evansville
  Indiana, a city which lost 4 large companies in the last four years....
• I can see the hate that was there; I can see the bigotry.
  I can see it from his perspective. -- Vice President Dan Quayle discussing his impressions of "The Autobiography of Malcolm X....
• Ever heard of this theory of "trickle down?" That's ridiculous.
  We're talking about trickling up. We're talking about climbing up the ladder....
• They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help.
  And we are helping, and we're going to continue to help....
• We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
• There is one picture on TV I'll never forget - the picture of a man being pulled from his truck and being beaten to death.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle talking about a LA riot video tape showing 33-year-old Reginald Denny being beaten unconscious....