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• There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.
  -Timothy Leary...
• YOU look like an elephant!
• I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential eligibility.
  -- Paula Poundstone...
• An elephant: a mouse built to government specifications. -- Lazarus Long
• Elephant's Dong" by Miles Long -- Booktip of the month
• Once upon a time, there were five blind men who had the opportunity to experience an elephant for the first time.
  One approached the elephant, and, upon encountering one of its sturdy legs, stated, "Ah, an elephant is like a tree....
• Vacuum Tube - a derogatory term - see 'bubble memory'.
• Long term policy usually isn't.