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• Throw yourself on the floor, so I don't have to beat you down!
• Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
• live /li:v/ adj.,adv. [common] Opposite of `test'.
  Refers to actual real-world data or a program working with it....
• A statesman is what politicians call themselves.
• Y'know, since our druid's been so obnoxious, it would probably serve him right if we set his precious forest on fire.
• I have a friend who is so stupid that he tried to enter the 1-900-SPELLIT contest, but he kept getting the wrong number.
• I never miss Rush Limbaugh. He's too big a target.
• It would be stupid to be shot up by our own allies.
  ... -- Avon Not only stupid -- painful.... -- Vila...
• The truth is our most valuable commodity. It would probably be a way better world if people didn't use it so economically.
  -- Personal Journal of Doogie Howser, M.D. (Doogie Howser)...