Our Father Who Art In Heaven.. I Sincerely Pray That SOMEBODY At This Table Will PAY For My SHREDDED WHAT And ENGLISH MUFFIN.

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Our father who art in heaven.. I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY
at this table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN..
and also leave a GENEROUS TIP...
-- Zippy the Pinhead

PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH? -- Zippy the Pinhead
If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th'collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker.. But now I can't remember WHO he is... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one wild afternoon?
? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN.. I might as well pay a visit to the LADIES ROOM.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...

Our Father Who Art In Heaven.. I Sincerely Pray That SOMEBODY At This Table Will PAY For My SHREDDED WHAT And ENGLISH MUFFIN.

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