Related:

• Bicycles may not be ridden without "appropriate fashion accessories" anywhere in Santa Clara County (de facto law).
• It's not the drunken drivers who cause the trouble here
  it's these young guys in their little German cars, switching lanes and giving each other the finger....
• Eschew obfuscation. -- Bumper sticke
• Taglines...the electronic "bumper sticker"...
• This is not an abandoned vehicle. -- Bumper Sticke
• My other sticker is funny. -- Bumper Sticke
• I is a university student. -- Bumper Sticke
• Is there life before coffee? -- Bumper Sticke
• The bumper sticker is America's book of proverbs.