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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in The Holiday Seaso
  hat very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall....
• Entirely too much time is being spent in the washrooms.
  In the future, you will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order....
• It's only a game until you lose.
• They've got so many of these Dial-a-Service numbers.
  They've got one that'll keep you occupied for hours, and it doesn't cost a cent....
• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government.
  It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury....
• No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work.