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• Laws of Gardening 1) Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
  2) Fanzy gizmos don't work. 3) If nobody uses it, there's a reason....
• I'm a perfectionist with other people's work.
• Most people deserve each other. -- Shirley's Law
• Shirley's Law: Most people deserve each other.
• My rules apply only to other people, not myself.
• Second Law of Gardening: Fancy gizmos don't work.
• Fancy gizmos don't work. -- SECOND LAW OF GARDENING
• MANAGEMENT: The art of getting other people to do all the work.