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• I am a perfectionist, you are picky, they are anal-retentive.
• The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
• MANAGEMENT: The art of getting other people to do all the work.
• Managing Director - the person responsible for making it difficult for other people to do their work.
• Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
  -- Jane Bryant Quinn -- The First Law of Gardening...
• BLIND.BAT was written for some of the people I work with!
• MS-DOS:: /M-S-dos/ [MicroSoft Disk Operating System] n.
  A {clone} of {{CP/M}} for the 8088 crufted together in 6 weeks by hacker Tim Paterson, who is said to have regretted it ever since....
• I never read other people's mail.