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• Windows: Ability to screw up 2 things at the same time.
• If God shuts one door, he opens another.
• bricked-up windows -- Oxymoro
• A trap door opens up under you!
• There's a reason why there's no "OS" in Windows...
• Windows rulz OS.
• Windows by Microsoft: The Gates of Hell.