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• An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money.
• Lord, please let me find a one-armed economist so we won't always hear "On the other hand.
  .." -- Edgar R. Fiedle...
• Never underestimate the power of a platitude. -- Edgar R. Fiedle
• He who lives by the crystal ball soon learns to eat ground glass. -- Edgar R. Fiedle
• If you gave to forecast, forecast often. -- Edgar R. Fiedle
• There must be underinvestment in bulls- just look at the rate of return. -- Edgar R. Fiedle
• A recession is when my neighbor loses his job. A depression is when I lose my job.
  A panic is when my wife loses her job. -- Edgar R. Fiedle...
• When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't know the answer either.
  -- Edgar R. Fiedle...