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  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• People should have access to the data which you have about them.
  There should be a process for them to challenge any inaccuracies. -- Arthur Mille...
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  There's a House whip in attendance, of course....
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• If you have a weak candidate and a weak platform, wrap yourself up in the American flag and talk about the Constitution.
  -- Matthew S. Quay...
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• Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
  Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....