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• SMILEY #:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
• No, honey, I can't eat with the family tonite. My computer gets lonely.
• Nick: Troy, I brought with me the gravestone of author and troubled soul Edgar Allen Poe!
  [exhibits a grimy tombstone] Troy: One of our best writers....
• Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
  I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....