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• Gray hair is often a sign that the beautician is on vacation.
• A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by an outside force.
  -- Carol Reichel...
• Reichel's Law: A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by an outside force.
• How did you find the weather when you were on vacation?" "Just went outside and there it was.
• Buckle up, Ted, it's the Law." -- Seen on a sign in Florida, outside the priso
• Don't even think of parking here! -- Sign outside the Jailhouse in Orofino, Idaho.
• BALL-JOINT SUSPENSION -- a raided brothel.
• I loved him like a brothel. -- S. J. Perelma
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Stephen Wrigh...