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• Only the brave deserve the fair, but only rich, fat, cowardly merchants can afford same.
  -- Chinese Proverb...
• Oh, shame to men! devil with devil damn'd Firm concord holds, men only disagree Of creatures rational.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii, Line 496...
• May your fortune grow so, you can afford only the finest specialist.
• Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
  -- Fred Alle...
• Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.