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  -- Vladimir Leni...
• It is true that liberty is precious - so precious that it must be rationed.
  -- Vladimir Ilyich Leni...
• In the end, one or the other will triumph. A funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over world capitalism.
  -- Vladimir I. Lenin, 1920...
• We laugh heartily to see a whole flock of sheep jump because one did so
  might not one imagine that superior beings do the same by us, and for exactly the same reason?...
• Human beings don't live like this.
• Golf, there's a thing that torments you and won't let you enjoy yourself.
  You've got to relax. I got out of this country's worst sand trap with just one stroke....
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....
• A bite? Where would you like a bite?
• A novice asked the master: "I perceive that one computer company is much larger than all others.
  It towers above its competition like a giant among dwarfs....