One Spring Morning Descartes Was Strolling In A Suburb Of Paris.

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One spring morning Descartes was strolling in a suburb of Paris. A local
tavern owner recognized him and asked,
"Would you honor me by tasting the new excellent wine I just received."
"I think not," said Descartes and disappeared.

I think not, said Descartes; and promptly disappeared.
I don't think so, said Rene' Descartes. Just then, he vanished.
I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes. Just then, he vanished.
I think, therefore I am. -- Rene Descarte
I think therefore I create bugs. -- Descarte
Cogito, ergo sum. (I think, therefore I am) -- Rene Descarte
I am, therefore I think. Is this putting Descartes before the horse?
I got a ticket the other day...I pleaded insanity. The judge asked me why, and I asked him, 'would any sane person park in the passing lane?
' I asked, 'Judge, nice day, isn't it?' He said yes....

One Spring Morning Descartes Was Strolling In A Suburb Of Paris.

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