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• A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public school
  omorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church....
• I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
  He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head...
• Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
  ..A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought....
• I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• The following is a memo from the superintendent of the Mylar school district.
  "A recent six-month study, in which breakfast was made available at school for 100 schoolchildren ages five to twelve, found that children on the breakfast plan were less likely than other children to be absent from or late for school....
• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
  he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father....
• WAITS /wayts/ n. The mutant cousin of TOPS-10 used on a handful of systems at SAIL up to 1990.
  There was never an `official' expansion of WAITS (the name itself having been arrived at by a rather sideways process), but it was frequently glossed as `West-coast Alternative to ITS'....
• WAITS:: /wayts/ n. The mutant cousin of {{TOPS-10}} used on a handful of systems at {{SAIL}} up to 1990.
  There was never an `official' expansion of WAITS (the name itself having been arrived at by a rather sideways process), but it was frequently glossed as `West-coast Alternative to ITS'....