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• Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh. -- H. L. Mencke
• Christendom is that part of the world where, if a man declare himself to be a Christian, his hearers laugh at him.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
  -- H. L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956...
• There are two kinds of books: those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. -- H. L. Mencke
• A prohibitionist is someone one wouldn't want to drink with, even if he did drink.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. -- H. L. Mencken -- Chrestomathy, 1949
• No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American people.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...