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• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• Knowledge is not what you can remember, but what you cannot forget.
• You are old if you remember Joe Namath in pantyhose.
• By work you get money, by talk you get knowledge. -- Jaliburto
• If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself.
• Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job.