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• You will have fun. Once.
• Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life.
  You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you....
• Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
  -- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie?...
• This is not fun. I had fun once, and it wasn't like this!
• Never trust a tall dwarf. He's lying about something. -- Solomon Sho
• Don't learn from other peoples mistakes, it's more fun to go out and make them yourself!
• Sam: What's going on, Normie? Norm: My birthday, Sammy.
  Give me a beer, stick a candle in it, and I'll blow out my liver....
• I met this girl very aggressively ... I just walked up to her and I said, "Who are you?
  I have to know who you are!" It's a good opener, but you can't sustain that level of excitement....
• The Box, 1969 by Kendrew LaSalles Once upon a time
  in the land of Hush-a-Bye, Around about the wonderous days of yore, They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and locked with locks, And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....