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Once A Philosopher, Twice A Pervert. -- Voltaire
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Once a philosopher, twice a pervert.
-- Voltaire
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Measure twice, cut once.
Once bitten, twice shy
Hear twice before you speak once.
I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, thrice is enemy action.
Press [ENTER] once to quit or twice to save changes.
Try everything once... Try the fun stuff twice...
Heating with wood, you get warm twice: Once chopping it, and once stacking it.
If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy....
