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• I met a traveler from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert.
  Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read....
• In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
  magic and bullshit. -- G's Third Law There is no magic... -- H's Dictum...
• G's Third Law: In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
  magic and bullshit. H's Dictum: There is no magic......
• That road which is the sole road which leads to the greatest tourist attraction in the area can only be repaired during the busiest three weeks of the entire tourist season.
  Repairs are to be done in such a manner that the maximum amount of time is required to cover the minimum amount of distance....
• For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date.
  He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now....
• For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date.
  He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now....
• They are fools that think that wealth or women or strong drink or even drugs can buy the most in effort out of the soul of a man.
  These things offer pale pleasures compared to that which is greatest of them all, that task which demands from him more than his utmost strength, that absorbs him, bone and sinew and brain and hope and fear and dreams -- and still calls for more....
• The following appeared as a letter to the editor of a farming publication.
  "With continuing publicity about the need for healthful diets, and with new research about the harmful effects of eating too much sugar, nationwide demand for sugar will no doubt decline....