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  If not now, when? -- Rabbi Hillel...
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• If I am not for myself, who is for me? And if I am only for myself, what am I?
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• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
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  If I were, then I wouldn't be, and so all of this could not take place as it happens to me now....
• Life's a bitch--now so am I.
• I 'm on the sea! I 'm on the sea! I am where I would ever be, With the blue above and the blue below, And silence wheresoe'er I go.
  -- Bryan W. Procter (1787-1874) -- The Sea...
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