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• The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
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• Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.
• Is it ok to panic now?
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