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• We are leaders of the world of the space program. We have been the leaders of the world of our.
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• Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize? -- Pick up line
• A pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll. Her question was, "Excuse me
  what do you think of the meat shortage?" In Texas, the answer was "What's a shortage?...
• To be is to do. -- I. Kant To do is to be. -- A. Sartre Do-be-do-be-do. -- F. Sinatra
• The Soviet Union never had gridlock, and look what it got them.
• Soviet Union. -- Oxymoro
• Now, what did I do with that flak jacket?
• Soviet hardline leaders do it with tanks.