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• I wish to complain about this parrot.
• I am a person of color: My color is White
• Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
• You will find fame and... oh, I thought you were that other guy.
• As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I like blood. It's a primary color.
• Lisa: Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'? Homer: Daddy has very important work to do.
  He's looking through the want ads to find a part-time job....
• I judge people by what is in their hearts--not by the color of their scale
• Excuse me, what did you say? Oh, I thought you said "Whop".