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• It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable.
  Now there's shipping and handling. -- Bert Murray, "The Wall Street Journal...
• Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
  Burns: [recoils in mock horror] Oooh, the Germans are mad at me....
• Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
• An Oklahoma law says that the driver of "any vehicle involved in an accident resulting in death .
  .. shall immediately stop ... and give his name and address to the person struck....
• Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!!
• Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
• Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come. -- Tussman's Law