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• Oh, breathe not his name!
• Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds, like an obscene phone call.
  ) Oh, nuts, YOU called ME! Sorry. Never mind. Leave your name and number at the beep....
• Troy: What the hell -- Oh! We got a call. Homer: Ha ha!
  Some idiot actually called in. Troy: Hello? What's your name?...
• If I speak to thee in friendship's name, Thou think'st I speak too coldly
  If I mention love's devoted flame, Thou say'st I speak too boldly....
• And the tear that we shed, though in secret it rolls, Shall long keep his memory green in our souls.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Oh breathe not his Name...
• All but Marge: Yeah! Yes. All right! Marge
  [drolly] Yeah. Lisa: I want to meet the first female Stealth Bomber pilot....
• Abe: Oh, why'd she have to leave me? Jasper: [walking in] Hi, Abe!
  We heard you was in need of some cheering up....
• It appears some British newspaper ran a contest to come up with a new name for the USSR.
  One of the better entries was UFFR: Union of Fewer and Fewer Republics....
• Some call it lazyness, I call it DEEP THOUGHT...