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• I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
  No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today....
• If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
• ROG** writes > ...who have no clue about reality. Nothing could compare with > the beauty of the real world around us and you should work as hard > at preserving the environment and making the world safe for our progeny as > you do at hiding in your computer screens.
  I bet you couldn't > read a story from alt.sex.bondage without getting an erection....
• And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?
• McCoy: "Of course...a child could do it!" -- "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5431.6
• Artoo, it worked! I knew you could do it! -- C3P0 (Star Wars)
• If I could predict fortunes, do you think I'd still be here?
• Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
  Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....