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• Catsup and Mustard all over the place! It's the Human Hamburger! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly, it's the highway that is ugly. -- Edward Abbey
• Impenitent Order of the Mystic Cesspool.
• Sprung from cages on highway 9, chrome wheels fuel injected and stepping out over the line.
• What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over.
• Windows...It's Hamburger Helper for DOS.
• You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
  You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands....
• Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all you do to prevent it.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• He who sows peas on the highway does not get all the pods into his barn. Danish Proverb