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OBSCURE IMPERIAL MEASUREMENTS
DISTANCE
43 miles = 1 goosefart
7 inches = 1 wanger
1/2 inch = 1 tadger
VOLUME
73 pints = 1 sloshedbloke
FREQUENCY
65000 hertz = a lot
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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