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• No! No, Nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
• That boss of yours must be a real prick," commiserated the fellow in response to his date's bitter complaints about the situation in her office.
  Not really," said the girl, "He's such a phony that I prefer to classify him as a dildo....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.
• Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains.
  .. in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this....
• If you prick me, do I not...leak? -- Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
• They try to humiliate you in the hospital. They make you pee in a bottle.
  I hate that. I was in the hospital. The nurse said, "You have to pee in a bottle....
• in the operating room, the power flickers] Nurse: Doctor, you weren't supposed to remove his gall bladder.
  Doctor: Put it back! Put it back! -- It was like that when I got here! "(Lurleen on Me)...
• I find a lot of actors are infantile people. It's just so silly what we do half the time.
  Someone said to my daughter, 'Are you gonna be an actress like your mum?...