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• The sounds of the nouns are mostly unbound. In town a noun might wear a gown, or further down, might dress a clown.
  A noun that's sound would never clown, but unsound nouns jump up and down....
• You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner, but this food tastes a little strange.
  Lisa: It hurts my teeth. Homer: That's because I've loaded it with sugar!...
• 0361 Have you memorized the HOSTS.TXT table? 0362 ... Are you up to date? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs. Bu
  Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?...
• Oh would I were dead now, Or up in my bed now, To cover my head now, And have a good cry!
  -- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- A Table of Errata...
• A large stalactite extends from the roof and almost reaches the floor below.
  You could climb down it, and jump from it to the floor, but having done so you would be unable to reach it to climb back up....
• Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones that you can't get.
  -- The Eagle...
• etc., etc., etc.] Down-dooby-doo-down-down/breaking up is hard to do.
  Have you been this bitter for a while now, or did she just leave you recently?...