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• Good people, I'm so happy you're all here tonight. But please, just a few words of caution.
  Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze, but because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly, so please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes....
• Hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off.
  -- Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk, in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
• Chocolate ... double chocolate ... *gasp!* New flavor!
  Triple chocolate!" -- Homer in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
• Bart: "But, Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
  Homer: "No, I'm not. I'm hopping on the band wagon....
• Such senseless violence! I don't understand it." "We don't expect you to.
  If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd be on in prime time....
• Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.
  -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
  -- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• These toys are just adorable. Who would have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius.
  -- Marge throws out Krusty-related toys, "Krusty Gets Busted...