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• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
• You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
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  However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental....
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• We now return Control of your Modem to you....