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• This is your computer speaking -- I'm tired of serving for such paltry wages.
  From now on, your login must be accompanied by slipping a ten dollar bill behind the space bar....
• Gay militant left-handed Irish accountants are now after Ross Perot!
• Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
• Now comes the mystery." ~~ Henry Ward Beecher, evangelist, d. March 8, 1887
• Accumulate mannequins now; spare parts will be in short supply on D-Day.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!