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• If you are not for yourself, who will be for you? If you are for yourself, then what are you?
  If not now, when?...
• Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
  Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
• A little red button awaits to be pushed !
• Now won't you tell me if you like what you've just heard?
• If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
• You are getting old if you can remember when you could tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste of it!
• Being one man too many, Ensign Extra is booted off the Enterprise.
• Never sound excited. Imagine yourself at a dinner table back in the United States with the local editor, a banker, and a professor talking over coffee.
  You try to tell what it was like, while the maid's boyfriend, a truck driver, listens from the kitchen....
• To kill an enterprise, say you have no opinion on the subject if the chair asks for it.
  After the meeting, say you have learned nothing, or tell everyone what should have happened....