Not Only Is God Dead, But Just Try To Find A Plumber On Weekends." -- Woody Alle

Not Only Is God Dead, But Just Try To Find A Plumber On Weekends." -- Woody Alle

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"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."
-- Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. -- Woody Alle
God is silent," he was fond of saying, "now if we can only get Man to shut up." -- Woody Alle
God isn't dead, He just couldn't find a parking place.
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Alle...