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• Genius, in one respect, is like gold: a number of persons are constantly writing about both, who have neither.
• Arguing with a person's faith is like chasing them around a big empty parking lot.
  You can keep backing them up, and backing them up--but you never actually corner them....
• O, what authority and show of truth Can cunning sin cover itself withal!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
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• Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3
• There are two kinds of men who never amount to much
  hose who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else. -- Cyrus Curti...